It makes sense if you think like a crazy person
 
 
 

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sportsgoth:

"wow I’m really stoked to see what this 9th grader has to tell me about how the real world works"

- me every single time I come on this website

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dredsina:

YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS

Nope, this is for real. And then there’s the customers who feel the need to specify that a massive item that would never fit in a bag doesn’t need to be bagged. Thanks, I’m a complete idiot and I never would have guessed.

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8 hours ago 352,445 notes


 

 

Petition to have Paget Brewster and Charlie Day in every episode of Drunk History.

Drunk History
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One of the worst things about my job is the shitty music they play. I go to bed with really annoying songs stuck in my head more often than not.

I heard Taylor Swift four times yesterday. That’s four more than the acceptable number of times to hear Taylor Swift in a single day.

18 hours ago